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Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”

So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?

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j0hnlemm0n:

skills i have mastered

  • not texting back
  • procrastinating
  • painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
  • sleeping a lot
  • being single

(via punkcheese)

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

(via i-am-sherlocked1998)

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

wilwheaton:

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT

People log out?

Wait. You can log out?

(via s-weet--disposition)

reasons why i don’t have a boyfriend:

"you’re not my favorite band member"